May 2013
Tumblr: we're so smart intellectual not like those idiots on Facebook no were so smart college kids science and big words we read books
Tumblr: omg did u no u can get infinite chocolate whenu cut it a certain way dd u know girls w/ purple eyes never have to shave or get perids did u know spiders will bite u in te butt on toilets lol it's true I read it on the Internet
egberts:
egberts:
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
clamperl:
clamperl:
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
anthonygherkins:
when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated
damn-a-frica:
1612th:
breadandfire:
1612th:
hi
DO U NOT SUPPORT GAYS??????
what
idk man i think its pronounced gif
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do u address the meme king
u madjesty
2 tags
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
Basics Of Origami
fakescience:
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
inbox:
inbox:
If Jennifer Lopez was a rapper, what would her name be?
YoLo
anglosexual:
chickensandwich:
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
